lauryncofficial asked:
Yes they will!! Good I can get away with my 6 inch heels!haha, sounds great… what color will they be?
Tracks
Seriously watch this… I’m not even joking
I washed my pillow… and now the inside is clumped up and I can’t get it back the way it was… I hate change and I hate life… Fuck everything
Do not ask me to come help you move… I will come over to tell you NO,
You will ask why I came all this way to say no…
I will say I came to say no and to see the look on your face when I say NO
If you brag about your self harm i’m judging you.
That’s why I’m strongly against it
A bunch of dumb sketches frantically drawn in a bar last night!
Messing around with limited drawings and envelope distort in flash.
This is my sperm when I get around my crush,
lauryncofficial asked:
Yay!!!! So excited, I love Bacon and Cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It shall be the most epic thing in all of history!!!! How tall are you? I need to know how tall of heels I can wear. :)Peasents will pass the story of this even for many generations… and I’m 6’0 =]
Imagine how is touch the sky?
(Source: vanehwasreal)
lauryncofficial asked:
Well I will be in Tennessee from June 28th-July 6th and then in Los Angeles from July 6th-July 8thso it will be the weekend after the 8th of july…. that will give me some time to get back in shape, we’re going to have a nacho cheese fountain and a pool full of bacon….. it will so epic I can’t wait
That moment when your’e watching a random tv show that you like, and you start to see random numbers, then you notice that the numbers appear to show up in order…. and you must know why this is happening
lauryncofficial asked:
Well next weekend I am packing cause I am moving in a week and a half. So maybe the weekend after? Hell yeah! Do I have to wear a white dress or is a short tight black one fine?This weekend Ill be in charlotte N.C. and june 7th through the 21st Ill be in fort Dix in new jersey for the national guard… os it will have to be after that… and wear the short tight black dress… and I’ll wear my favorite plaid shirt =] =] <3
Don’t let another guy talk to your chick about her problems.
A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on. So handle your shit like a man.
I’m in the business of not giving a fuck… and the latest sales reports state that business is good.
If I could have one wish… it would be to have animals know that they’re cute… because let’s face it, they are
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
